Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Girlfriend's Guide To The Art Of Life


What would we do without our girlfriends? Torture and maim our manfriends probably. Some of us do that anyway but it's our girlfriends, through the art of deep conversing, who stop us from actually killing our men. Why isn't there a National Best Girlfriends Day? A day where we thank our sisters with flowers and three-martini lunches for advising but not judging, for finely balancing brutal honesty with sensitivity, for constantly reminding us of how fabulous we are in spite of the bad haircut and botched botox and most importantly for reminding us that today's crises too shall pass. In fact our partners should be the ones honoring our girlfriends with bouquets and Victoria's Secret gift cards. They benefit even more than us from our good girlfriend time. Some of our men owe our girlfriends their lives.

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